The Origin of God

Outlined in the Bible is the origin of the Earth and universe, however something not really touched on is how God has been there from time immemorial. I have put a lot of thought to it and have realized it is because he is connected to everything that the faith of the future created him in the past. This is one of the reasons he places so much importance on faith, however since it has already happened it is also inevitable. It is also why Jesus and God could foresee the future, along with simply being all-powerful. The will of the good created God, and thus all things, which is why he loves it.
Do not try to place more importance on faith or good than God himself though, without him there would be no existence. It was through our will that he may have been survived in this universe, but through him are our only means to exist. Without him we would be lost in a time that never existed, we cannot exist without him but he could and did without us.
This is also just conjecture, perhaps God will reveal his own origin soon enough.

Cinnamon Buns herself

So today at work besides the usual runaround I had some really nice things happen on the side. The most uplifting thing that has happened to me in a good year actually was I got to see Cinnamon Buns today, the most beautiful girl in the world. I walked out of the end of my aisle and she was watching me out of the corner of her eye with her boyfriend.
I remarked to myself on her beauty and she told him "You said he'd call me fat," which not only is ridiculous to think I would say considering she looks just as gorgeous EVEN IF she gained a minute amount of unnoticeable weight, I cannot believe he would actually say that to her. This asshole is dating the most attractive woman to ever live and he is calling her fat. It really pisses me off, really bad but what can you do? She was wearing purple tie-dye leggings (*quivers*) and a little sweater which made her look slightly thicker because I imagine the point was to try and get me to call her fat (ridiculous when even if she weighed a hundred more pounds she would be more attractive than 90% of women) and didn't have makeup on. She actually looks better without it.
Seeing her made me realize the girl I was imagining in my head, my remembrance of her was all wrong in a few areas when she didn't have makeup on. To be honest I still remember times when she looked exactly like the image I had in my head, now though I have another to commit to memory. One that is much more humble and humility looks somehow still striking on her.
Katlynn if you ever read this, you're not fat. You're beautiful. I miss you. I love you. Thanks for coming in to work yesterday so that I could see you, I'm going to remember it for the rest of my life. Don't let your stupid boyfriend bring you down, don't let anyone ever make you believe you are less than perfect. I only wish I could have seen you smile first, okay maybe got to touch your butt too, before you left.

Read all about it! Niggers control my every thought!

So I finally learned exactly what niggers have been doing when they chicken-arise and what they have been telling people who also want to chicken-arise and be evil little shits and what not. They've been staring at the back of my head or at minimum talking behind my back (so brave), because they think it makes bitching work better and somehow I will listen to them. All they're really doing is suggesting things, most likely allowing my intuition to affect them making them slightly more accurate, and the most SUPER CONTROLLING thing they can accomplish is making an ex-alcoholic twitch, lmfao.
Now, assuming this doesn't work on everybody (I am of the belief it does, I'm just psychic so it might be easier to guess what I'm going to do etc) that means if I have a person behind me that I can trust it would entirely remove their influence. Alternatively, I can also simply turn around. Boy, how will I ever beat all the niggers?

So if you want to perform some evil magic where you attempt to control someone, according to the nigger-horde;
1. Stay behind them, out of sight, act scared
2. Call their name, get their attention in the most piss-annoying way possible
3. Talk for two straight hours and then when something finally happens besides the person just being annoyed, claim that you have control over them

Now you can be a nigger too!
Disclaimer: Attempting to extort your fellow man is a sin

Musics

Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana, entire catalogue of Nirvana start with Bleach
White Zombie - La Sexorcisto Devil Music Vol. 1
Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
Elton John - Greatest Hits
Lost Sounds - Blac Static
Black Sunday - Second Generation (split with Destruction Unit - War Tunes)
The Bugs - Barbaric, Mystical, Bored
L7 - Bricks Are Heavy
Frightwig - Faster, Frightwig, Kill, Kill!!
Slant 6 - What Kind of Monster Are You?
White Car - Everyday Grace
Tiny Tim - God Bless Tiny Tim
June - I Am Beautiful
Melvins - Houdini
Butthole Surfers - Locust Abortion Technician
Ramones - Ramones
Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
Hole - Celebrity Skin
B-52's - B-52's
Mudhoney - Superfuzz Big Muff
Beck - Mellow Gold
Alice in Chains - Alice in Chains
Bunnygrunt - Action Pants!
Shonen Knife - Let's Knife
Bis - New Transistor Heroes
A.P.P.L.E. - All Punks Please Leave Earth
The Clash - The Clash
TOAD - Drone Throne (split)
FOOD - Food (this one; https://www.discogs.com/Food-Food/release/2241574)
Cole Porter - Anything Goes
Cibo Matto - Stereotype A
Pat Suzuki, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Peggy Lee - Various singles usually best
Television - Marquee Moon
Casey Syncasael - Anything you can find by him possibly spelt wrong
Final Fantasy VII - OST (midi version first)
Led Zeppelin - II
Kajagoogoo - White Feathers
Pixies - Doolittle
Gang of Four - Entertainment
Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bullocks
Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes
Dead Moon - In the Graveyard
Queen - Queen
R.E.M. - Monster
The Germs - What God Means to Me...
Superchunk - Foolish
Beach Boys, anything
Beatles - White Album, DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING BEFORE THE WHITE ALBUM
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
On second thought, don't listen to Nirvana
Daniel Francis Doyle - Who Are Your Customers?
Bloodletter - On the Rim / Get Me (Note: there is a cassette demo out by these girls somewhere and I will pay for it, one of the best bands I've ever heard)
Tool - Undertow
Destiny's Child - The Writing's on the Wall
Spice Girls - Spice
Listen to old blues artists (the black ones) if you can stand being lied to for an hour
Tchaikovsy - Swan Lake / Nutcracker (go see the fucking ballet), Pathetique
Chopin - grab an old album maybe something with a Nocturne on it
-BUY VINYL AND SMOKE WEED-
Grand Theft Auto - Vice City OST
Supertramp - The Very Best
Billy Joel - any best of, great singles
Mindless Self Indulgence - You'll Rebel to Anything
Aerosmith - Pump, Get a Grip
The Smiths - Rank
Trio - Trio and Error
Beastie Boys and House of Pain for rap
Don't listen to rap
Daft Punk - Homework
Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
The Mamas & The Papas - The Best of The Mamas & The Papas
David Bowie - get something with Let's Dance on it
Nobunny - Love Visions
Go to a record store and buy the first album you see with bare tits
Guns N Roses - Appetite for Destruction
Metallica - Kill Em All
Buy another copy of Metallica - Kill Em All
The Chubbies - Tres Flores
Transvision Vamp - Tell That Girl to Shut Up (Extended Mix)
Stone Temple Pilots - Core
Pat Benatar - Precious Time
Afrirampo - Kore Ga Mayaku Da
Depeche Mode - Speak & Spell
Butthole Surfers - Locust Abortion Technician
Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge
Blur - Blur

Dutch Toast

Dutch Toast is French Toast without all the bullshit. It might lie to you sometimes but you don't care. Start with;

4 eggs
some milk (she isn't picky)
Lots of bread (she could use some)
One (1) metric fuckton of cinnamon (damn)
Olive Oil (she isn't a virgin)

Crack the eggs into a large bowl. Listen, she might be like a centimeter taller than you. Big deal, crack some eggs. So you got these eggs in the bowl, then you splash some milk in there. With four eggs it should make a cross in the center, but don't be fooled she isn't Jesus or anything. Stir it until it becomes a uniform color and the eggs slightly cling to the spatula.
Toss some bread in that bitch for a second, the nice kind. Let it sit for only a FEW seconds before turning it over OH SHIT WAIT I forgot to mention to have some pan with oil in it this is crucial if you fuck up the timing she will forget about you and play Final Fantasy XIV all day that game isn't even that good.
Put the bread into the pan. Hopefully you didn't get it all soggy with your clingy fucking egg she hates that you'll get it on your face and shit. Splash some cinnamon on there, a good amount, she enjoys being touched.
Flip it over and splash more cinnamon on it, the cooked side should be a light brown with some clear egg-cookery going on but still rather pale is best, pale is good.
Set that piece aside after it is done, you should have heard sizzling oil at some point. You want to cook this dish on high heat because you already missed your chance. The slices should not take long to cook, you never got much time with her anyways. You could always call and try to stalk her but that's fucking stupid you're not sixteen just let it go. There probably won't be any more though.
After you have gotten to the last of your egg, toss a heel in, she hates you. Flip it in the remainder of what's left of your life until you think the egg has run out then toss it into the pan, alone. Dump the rest of the egg on top to be efficient but you might as well not even eat this piece, what has your life come to?
This should make enough for two people to have a few slices but you will eat it alone, like you always do. Make sure to keep enough oil in the pan, or this will never work out.

Chicken du Cinnamon

Chicken du Cinnamon is not a chicken for lower-class folks. If you find yourself wondering what class you are in, you cannot make this soup. To start with you will need;

Seven or so Chicken Breasts, thick and juicy like Cinnamon Buns
One can of Progresso (not Campbell's, Campbell's is peasant shit) Potato, Broccoli and Cheese Chowder
One can of High Quality Chicken Broth (do NOT get the lower shelf chicken water)
1tsp Chili Powder (ground chili peppers preferred)

Start by baking the chicken breasts in an oven at 375 for 30 minutes
Cut the chicken breasts (mmm) into a chili-esque high quality cooking pot, PURE METAL and maybe leather, cut the pieces to be about bite size or bigger but not small, big ass chunks
Pour that sweet love chicken broth over the top of that stuff
Pour some of the fine ass Potato, Broccoli and Cheese Chowder in there too because she needs it
Put some chili powder over the top of it though this is not necessary, she loves you

Cook it on LOW HEAT because she needs TIME to THINK until it boils. Do not fuck this up, make sure the soup boils roughly five seconds after restirring and make sure to STIR REGULARLY because if you get stuck in some boring ass routine and don't show the girl a little adventure and spontaneity she will just up and walk away, trust me.

Anyways by now you should have a nice soup going. I named it after a girl who walked away.

Hamburgler Chili

"Fucking McDonald," Hamburglar said to himself
"Fucking shit McDonald," as he took out his very large pan. One fit for a large pot of stew or chili.
"He'll never get me with those fucking pink slime burgers again. Josh gave me this fucking radical ass recipe for chili so fucking good I don't have to bother anymore, fuck."
He put [1lb of Ground Beef] into the pan, and turned the heat on [Low Heat;2]. He let it warm up and start cooking a little while he watched Tim and Eric videos on youtube.
"Ha, fucking food is poison kids always act like that," he began to cut [One Whole Onion] into thin slices, some so thin that they were see-through. He heard the meat sizzle and started to cut it with the dipping spoon, making sure to leave [big chunks] and not cut them too small. He finished browning the chili though there might have been a little red left on some pieces, continuing to cut the onion and [tossing bits of onion in while it browned]. He popped open [Exactly Two (2) Cans of Progresso Brand Hearty Tomato soup or otherwise Tomato Soup], the kind with a little basil in it and dumped them on top of the meat and onion. He let it cook a little [before stirring] and chopped more onion. He stirred the pot after a bit and put one can of [Red Gold Brand Diced Tomatoes or otherwise Tomato Chunks, Bigger but Not Large] in and stirred some more. He then put around [1tbsp, roughly two good shakes and a small one of Cinnamon] in, because it is so sweet he then added [Celery Seed, roughly 1tsp], [Sage, roughly 1tbsp], and to finish with the spices he added [Celery Flakes, several shakes] and about [1tbsp Chili Powder] in. He finished chopping the onion and stirred it [regularly, still on low heat] after the onion was in.
"This is going to be so fucking good. This is going to be so fucking good every bitch in town will suck my cock for chili. I'll be known as the chili-fucker after this and no one, not even fucking shit McDonald and his fucking hamburgers will ever stop me. Never."
He grabbed three dehydrated [Cayenne Peppers] and chopped them into tiny bits, then tossed them into the chili. He had to cook it until it [boiled], but to make sure it was the proper temperature and mixed the flavors together properly he made sure to cook it [until it boiled roughly five seconds after stirring]. Being on low heat, this took a while.
"Fucking shit McDonald." The chili was done, and he poured some into a bowl. It smelled like cinnamon throughout the kitchen and the chili was irresistibly sweet, and only hot enough at the end of the sweetness. When he caught a chili pepper it made him appreciate the next bite of sweet pussy chili. He finished two bowls.
"I feel better, thanks Josh."
No, thank YOU Hamburglar, thank YOU.

To make an amazing dip out of this you can also use [Tortilla Chips] like any salsa, [Tostito's Brand Scoops] also work really well for holding the big chunks like Josh's hand on a fat ass. You can sprinkle [Grated Cheese] over the top of the chili after it is heated to make a nacho dip [to taste]. This chili is guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself and attract lots of pussy, unless you're a nigger, all niggers die.