Dutch Toast

Dutch Toast is French Toast without all the bullshit. It might lie to you sometimes but you don't care. Start with;

4 eggs
some milk (she isn't picky)
Lots of bread (she could use some)
One (1) metric fuckton of cinnamon (damn)
Olive Oil (she isn't a virgin)

Crack the eggs into a large bowl. Listen, she might be like a centimeter taller than you. Big deal, crack some eggs. So you got these eggs in the bowl, then you splash some milk in there. With four eggs it should make a cross in the center, but don't be fooled she isn't Jesus or anything. Stir it until it becomes a uniform color and the eggs slightly cling to the spatula.
Toss some bread in that bitch for a second, the nice kind. Let it sit for only a FEW seconds before turning it over OH SHIT WAIT I forgot to mention to have some pan with oil in it this is crucial if you fuck up the timing she will forget about you and play Final Fantasy XIV all day that game isn't even that good.
Put the bread into the pan. Hopefully you didn't get it all soggy with your clingy fucking egg she hates that you'll get it on your face and shit. Splash some cinnamon on there, a good amount, she enjoys being touched.
Flip it over and splash more cinnamon on it, the cooked side should be a light brown with some clear egg-cookery going on but still rather pale is best, pale is good.
Set that piece aside after it is done, you should have heard sizzling oil at some point. You want to cook this dish on high heat because you already missed your chance. The slices should not take long to cook, you never got much time with her anyways. You could always call and try to stalk her but that's fucking stupid you're not sixteen just let it go. There probably won't be any more though.
After you have gotten to the last of your egg, toss a heel in, she hates you. Flip it in the remainder of what's left of your life until you think the egg has run out then toss it into the pan, alone. Dump the rest of the egg on top to be efficient but you might as well not even eat this piece, what has your life come to?
This should make enough for two people to have a few slices but you will eat it alone, like you always do. Make sure to keep enough oil in the pan, or this will never work out.