Chicken du Cinnamon is not a chicken for lower-class folks. If you find yourself wondering what class you are in, you cannot make this soup. To start with you will need;
Seven or so Chicken Breasts, thick and juicy like Cinnamon Buns
One can of Progresso (not Campbell's, Campbell's is peasant shit) Potato, Broccoli and Cheese Chowder
One can of High Quality Chicken Broth (do NOT get the lower shelf chicken water)
1tsp Chili Powder (ground chili peppers preferred)
Start by baking the chicken breasts in an oven at 375 for 30 minutes
Cut the chicken breasts (mmm) into a chili-esque high quality cooking pot, PURE METAL and maybe leather, cut the pieces to be about bite size or bigger but not small, big ass chunks
Pour that sweet love chicken broth over the top of that stuff
Pour some of the fine ass Potato, Broccoli and Cheese Chowder in there too because she needs it
Put some chili powder over the top of it though this is not necessary, she loves you
Cook it on LOW HEAT because she needs TIME to THINK until it boils. Do not fuck this up, make sure the soup boils roughly five seconds after restirring and make sure to STIR REGULARLY because if you get stuck in some boring ass routine and don't show the girl a little adventure and spontaneity she will just up and walk away, trust me.
Anyways by now you should have a nice soup going. I named it after a girl who walked away.
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