Fucking Shitwhores

Shitwhore:
A poop skank who likes to get banged (Webster's Dictionary)

So anyways, now that you've learned something for the day I'll start on my ranting. I started working at Unnamed Grocery Store today and it's pretty fucking cool. Open shit, put it on the shelf. Still though some kinda bummer shit happened because my boss is this insanely hot married chick. She's a 10/10, or whatever the top of the scale is I'm not a mathemagician, anyways I was trying my best not to hit on her.
Normally I hit on chicks regardless of their status until at least one formal complaint at work, but recently I've been pretty hated on for just about nothing in and out of work so I was trying to be super business-man about it. Well the chick seemed interested! Her name is Apple Crumb. Crumb crumb, crumb crumb. So I accidently told her I needed a kiss.
It was supposed to be a joke about hurting my arm but I more or less just said I could use a kiss and forgot the joke because I was boner-fueled at that point. So I was feeling super great about this whole thing I mean staring at my boss' ass is pretty fucking chillmax and all but then she said "Ooh, no." and I was like FUCK Josh you weren't supposed to hit on anyone today. Good fucking job you jerk. So I got dumped again but that's okay, I'm dating a cop anyways, more on that later.
So so other than that I saw this one twelve year old girl who was amazingly cute. She had on pink pants and had a great ass. Shorts, actually, anyways she was cute in the face too 10/10 masterbutt. I'm gonna nickname her Princess Evergreen L'Divine because she was just too cute to touch and not go to jail, immediately for life.
There was also this adorable toddler (not bangable... yet) who was picking up groceries for her mom and walking around the store with them. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen in a grocery store. I actually told the mom this because I could barely contain myself from exploding into daisies and needed an outlet. The science of this proves that her daughter will be insanely good-hearted; by her own human nature she wanted to help her mom so much she just started picking up her groceries. The girl is two and wanted to help her mom carry the load. Amazing.
Anyways, FUCKING SHIT WHORES have what's coming to them I say