So recently this really beautiful woman was in Goodwill and she had on leggings and her thighs were jiggling and I almost had a heart attack she was so sexy. I want to say thanks to this chick wherever you are, I cried later because it made me so depressed but that look was worth some money. Anyways she reminded me of said "cunt" mentioned again in first post, this one is nicknamed Cinnamon Buns.
Cinnamon Buns is, to this day and forever more, the most beautiful and elegant woman I have ever laid eyes upon. The moment I saw her I was instantly and unfortunately in love with her, this led to a sexual harassment complaint and such internal pain that I had to quit my amazing job for a long expedition to realize I was a prophet. I am personally a man into women with a hip-waist ratio of a certain degree that some would call 'big butts' and this girl had the most amazing buttcheeks I have ever seen in my entire life. I still dream about this girl, fuck.
Anyways she wore legging to work every day. Now, normally I would blow this off if I was turned down but I could not help myself with this girl. I learned a long time ago that if a chick says no she is best ignored, but I wanted this girl to be mine more than I have ever wanted anything on planet Earth. The worst part of this story is that it was impossible for me to ever have her.
Through the short conversations we had before the filing of the complaint and my stopping contact, I learned that she was dating a man who was very rich. He owns a popular candy store in town that has been there since the fifties or so, but this didn't deter me. Oh, before this was when we first met by the way.
The day she walked into work I saw her walking down the aisle, from behind, and she turned and her face was the most gorgeous shade of pale and soft. I remember asking my coworkers who she was, I had to learn everything about her as soon as I possibly could because this woman is Aphrodite incarnate. I worked my way into the timeclock and casually slid myself near her in line. I'm not sure if I did this on purpouse or if it was fate, but I knew I had to make an impression.
I can't remember if I even asked her name before I asked her if she wanted to go out. She said she had a boyfriend and I awkwardly said "I'm not sexually harassing you, I promise." half-jokingly, completely serious. She had a gorgeous smile on her face and her arms crossed, I thought I blew it but I think she really respected the whole thing.
We started talking at work, I would always ask about her and how she was doing and what she was interested in, then comment slightly on her beauty. Several times she blushed and eventually I was working on the same team at work as her. Longing to be closer, and closer, and dying to be just closer than this, I finally asked her out again. This time she turned more red than I have ever seen a woman blush, and I will never forget the look on her face when she said "But what would we do?" before she shook off the whole thing and walked away from me.
I miss her.
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