So my boss was being pretty awesome double yesterday, Apple Crumb is her given name. Anyways she was trying to cheer me up I think and that helped a lot, it was nice hearing her vent about her day when mine wasn't going so well either. Yesterday though, she was psychicly telling me she didn't want me to imagine her naked, because the niggers were saying "Any normal woman would have a problem with that," once again implying that she cannot think for herself. Because of this she listened to them, proving she could not think for herself. However she kind of tried to cheer me up again at the end which was nice, I hope she figures out that everything they say is evil bullshit that should not matter to her whatsoever, but she probably won't because if she does someone would just pay her to act ridiculous again.
I've been spelling psychically wrong and I'm going to continue to do so. So there are five total women at work right now that I personally find completely attractive, a "ten out of ten," as I would say. Apple Crumb is one, Fasscinating is the other one. I think Fasscinating feels kind of, less sexy about herself because she doesn't look as young as Apple Crumb but she is perfect and I imagined boning her for like two hours last night. Because Apple Crumb is falling to the way of tests I'm going to attempt to talk to Fasscinating much more often but I have to admit the first time I wasn't at my smoothest. There were lots of people around and I hate crowds when I'm trying to flirt, just leave, please, leave.
Did I mention Apple Crumb is married? She has been so stressed because of her dick boyfriend lately that she spills drinks on herself and curses at work. She's too pretty for that but if she continues down this path she will likely deserve it so hey. Fasscinating on the other hand is a Libra, totally hot, and I have no idea what her relationship status is but probably taken being super fine like she is. Her birthday is October 16th, I'm guessing 2010.
Other contenders; The Vendor. She did not tell me her name and I think told on me for trying to play with Apple Crumb's butt, but I heard the boss say Apple Crumb was totally into it which made me think this has to be some shitty test. I think I was right, taking today into account. The Vendor does not have an ass that is exactly the best ratio in my eyes, but has amazing knockers and a beautiful face and pulls off a 10/10 despite possibly being able to use larger cheeks. She lifts heavy objects and I won't see her as much so she is the least likely candidate of the three.
Cookie is another boss, but of a different department. She has almost no flaws, amazing set of knocker-cans, beautiful buttcheek area, stunning facial features and cuteness sprinkled across with her glasses. However she was wearing pants that were very non-flattering yesterday I have to admit, she has a great ass but the pants tugged at it in such a way as to make it look top heavy and she needs to wear leggings but the men would faint. She is the least likely of all candidates as she likely has a black son, whom I plan to enact righteous vengeance on within the realms of the law.
#5 does not have a name yet, as number five is too bland for such exquisite character and I have only seen her out of the corner of my eyes. She is extremely beautiful though and could easily bare enough children to support a nation with that beautiful ass. She has darker hair, glasses, an exceptional figure and face, did I mention her ass?
There is another woman at work who is clearly underage but has the most beautiful face of them all. She also has a pleasing body but I do not work in her area and am usually off work right when she gets in, so it is so unlikely I will even talk to her that she is not getting a nickname, yet. I really hope this makes her super mad and she introduces herself and shakes her butt at me at the very least, lets me inside at the very minimum. I have a smile on my face right now thinking of hers.
And no one even told me I looked cute cause I shaved today! Can you believe it? That's it, I'm not complimenting your stupid nails and hair anymore. Okay maybe once more. I did hear Apple Crumb say I looked sexy out of earshot but that doesn't count! I may not be a human but I have more rights than you.
"Crumb crumb, crumb crumb." -Hamtaro
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