So I finally learned exactly what niggers have been doing when they chicken-arise and what they have been telling people who also want to chicken-arise and be evil little shits and what not. They've been staring at the back of my head or at minimum talking behind my back (so brave), because they think it makes bitching work better and somehow I will listen to them. All they're really doing is suggesting things, most likely allowing my intuition to affect them making them slightly more accurate, and the most SUPER CONTROLLING thing they can accomplish is making an ex-alcoholic twitch, lmfao.
Now, assuming this doesn't work on everybody (I am of the belief it does, I'm just psychic so it might be easier to guess what I'm going to do etc) that means if I have a person behind me that I can trust it would entirely remove their influence. Alternatively, I can also simply turn around. Boy, how will I ever beat all the niggers?
So if you want to perform some evil magic where you attempt to control someone, according to the nigger-horde;
1. Stay behind them, out of sight, act scared
2. Call their name, get their attention in the most piss-annoying way possible
3. Talk for two straight hours and then when something finally happens besides the person just being annoyed, claim that you have control over them
Now you can be a nigger too!
Disclaimer: Attempting to extort your fellow man is a sin
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