Ailment remedies;
Depressed: Cinnamon. I'll have a Hamburgler Chili recipe up later which will allow you to eat some cinnamon with meat and find it amazing, but other than that just cook some French toast. Also a recipe for that later. Also, sex
Tired: Milk before bed, orange juice for quick-acting
Angry: Sex, chocolate, mostly sex though
Smoking: Videogames. Getting into a new game will cut your smoking time by a ton, then when you run out just try not to buy another pack. Also, being broke is a 100% failsafe cure for smoking. I'm not sure smoking is an ailment since it's fucking rad but hey
Drinking: Just remember all the other times you were drinking
Dumb: Peppermint has been scientifally proves to increase brain. Well actually it activates the scent gland in your brain, which because it is such a rare scent and scent recalls memory, increases your memory cache slightly (but mostly to other times you had peppermint). This is great for studying. Also; Studying
Alone: Just come talk to Josh! Then you'll realize there's at least one other person more lonely than you, and you can gloat to yourself about it! Alternatively, watch some television. DO NOT watch shitty new talk shows like Late Night with Joe Blinger, but watch something with actual substance. Try to pick an old show that's preferably a Who-dun-it. I suggest TCM but I personally have only seen a few murder mysteries on there. There's a great collection of 50 Dark Crimes and 50 Mystery Classics out there that shout be enough to get you through a good bit of time. Stay away from that Mr Wong shit though I can't believe they went from He Ran by Night to that crap.
Racism: Just remember that your race is the best, and everyone who says otherwise is probably a nigger
Sexism: Look up amateur dog porn
I'll update this periodically
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